WELL THEN

I WOKE UP TO AN INTERESTING ENCOUNTER WITH MY GIRLFRIEND WHO I HAVEN'T SEEN IN WHAT
TWO MONTHS OR SOME SHIT

DAY 23 ON THE XMAS ADVENT CALENDAR WAS ANOTHER FUCKING STAR. WHAT THE FUCK, BE ORIGINAL YOU ASSHOLES
SO FAR I HAVE SEEN (IN DAY ORDER)
XMAS TREE, HORSE, SLEIGH, HORSESHOE, A GHOST, STAR OF DAVID, A FUCKING WIZARD, A BUDDHA, SHOOTING STAR, 5-POINTED STAR, BOTTLE OF VODKA (NO REALLY), HEART, MUSHROOMS, A BOOT, A SACK OF SHIT OR SOMETHING, A DUCK, A SQUIRREL (I SHIT YOU NOT), ANOTHER FUCKING SLEIGH, A HIGH DEFINITION XMAS TREE, A SHEEP (THE FUCK), GANDALF'S FUCKING FACE, A HORSESHOE WITH A TUMOUR, 4-POINTED STAR

IT IS THE MOST INANE FUCKING CALENDAR EVER I SWEAR

THAT PICTURE BACK UP THERE IS FROM YESTERDAY
OR THE DAY BEFORE IT WAS SOMETHING LATELY
BASICALLY I VISITED A SERVER I USED TO FREQUENT
AND CHECKED IF I STILL HAD ADMIN THERE
TURNS OUT I DIDN'T, BUT THE SERVER WAS GLITCHED
SO IT WAS STUCK ON THIS MAP FOREVER
SO ME AND THE OTHER TWO PLAYERS MADE THIS AND COLOURED IT IN
MODERN
FUCKING
ART

THAT IS ALL