TODAY HAS BEEN A PRETTY GOOD END TO THIS SHITTY YEAR

^

AT THE START OF THE MONTH I ENDED UP CATCHING MY BRACELET ON SOMETHING AND IT WAS STUCK THERE FOR THE ENTIRE MONTH BECAUSE OF FUCKING ICE
TODAY I RETRIEVED IT
AND THEN REWARDED MYSELF WITH SOME
MOTHER
FUCKING
FUUUUUUUUUDGE CAAAAAAAKE

DESPITE THE IMPLICATIONS NO I AM NOT A FAT FUCK

DON'T GET TOO JELLY  

HOLY SHIT

WAKE UP
GO ON YOUTUBE
LOOK AT A FRIEND'S NEW VIDEO
HE FUCKING MADE HTTP AND PHP WORK IN GARRY'S MOD, USED IT TO SEND A FUCKING EMAIL TO HIMSELF

LOOK AT THIS SHIT

ISN'T THAT GREAT
LOOKS LIKE GARRY'S MOD IS STEPPING UP
AGAIN

WELL WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT

IT'S THE 30TH, THE END OF DECEMBER AND THE END OF 2010
I WOULD ASK ABOUT NEW YEARS BUT I REALLY DONT GIVE A SHIT

HAVE A CREEPY ART

YEAH

I LOVE HAVING NOTHING TO DO

ISN'T IT SO FUCKING FUN

I DECIDED TO CHECK MY YOUTUBE FRONTPAGE TO SEE HOW YOUTUBE HAS FUCKED THEMSELVES UP NOW
AND THEN I SEE THIS

I SWEAR THAT WOMAN IS THE DEMONS

GOD FUCKING DAMNIT

I FORGOT TO MAKE A POST ON THE 27TH BECAUSE I WAS TOO BUSY SLEEPING FROM OVER-USE OF THE INTERNET
THIS JUST HAPPENED

TRUE STORY
OKAY BYE

EXAMPLE SETS YO

from time to time i make little EXAMPLE SETS for communities

such as the vinecraft which i linked in an earlier blogpost
and it had that picture over there >

yeah anyway
enjoy you fagets

OH MY FUCKING GOD

I SLEPT FOR 20 FUCKING HOURS
HOLY SHIT
AND I AM SO TIRED
OKAY FUCK THIS BREAKFAST TIME

BLOG IS UP THERE NUMPNUTS

FUCK YEAH

CHRISTMAS IS TURNING ITSELF OVER AND ENDING FOR ME AND A FEW OF THE EASTERN USA STATES
YOU PROBABLY DON'T CARE ABOUT WHAT I GOT
BUT I DON'T CARE THAT YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT WHAT I GOT SO I WILL TELL YOU ANYWAY

HEADPHONES THAT AREN'T SHIT FROM MY BIG BRO
NEW DECKS SINCE MY OLD ONES WERE SHITTY AND BROKEN
MOUSEPAD
FRUIT FUCKING JELLIES
1001 VIDYAS YOU MUST PLAY BEFORE YOU DIE (ITS A BOOK AND IT EVEN HAS FUCKING FF8 IN THERE; YES.)
CHESS BOARD W/ CHESS AND DRAUGHTS PIECES
ONE OF THOSE BLOCKS WHERE YOU PUT YOUR HAND ON IT AND TURN IT AROUND AND SPIKES GO AROUND IT AND THEY MAKE LIKE AN IMPRINT OF YOUR HAND ON THE OTHER SIDE I HAVE NO IDEA IF THEY HAVE AN OFFICIAL NAME; NOR DO I GIVE A SHIT
SMELLIES (BODY SOAP AND THINGS)
LOTS OF LOGIC PUZZLES (CHALLENGES FOR SMART FUCKERS)
CALLIGRAPHY INK
AND THAT'S IT

HOW AMAZING
HAVE A PICTURE OF MY NEW HEADPHONES

THAT'S JUST GREAT, JIMMY

AND THEN

ALL THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE
NOT A SOUND WAS MADE
UNTIL

IT WAS FUCKING CHRISTMAS MOTHERFUCKERS

HERE IS MY FUCKING CHRISTMAS GIFT TO YOU

Edward was upset. Not reguraly upset but like really upset. Bella no longer loved him. That like made him sad and stuff. But it was okay because Edward had found a homosexual relationship in Jack Black (Short for Jacob Black). Bella had left him for this really cool quantum scientist dude who came through a portal someday. Edward had swore revenge.

"honey come back to bed" Said Jack Black.

"I'm thinking" said Edward

"Sometimes I think you only want revnge because you love bella more than me" jack black continued saying.

"that's not true babe, you're all I need in life now."

"Nuh-uh. You still like girls. You cant be gay if you like girls." Jack black said with sad.

"but-but, I am gay honey, I swear." Edward proclaimed

"we've been together for 3 months and you won't even look at me naked. I don't think you love me sweetie.

Edward sighed

PART 1: Gordon Freeman is Fucking Cool

Gordon Freeman stormed into the vampire citadel of Italy on his trusty motorcycle which he made from scrap heaps and stuck together with Mighty Puttytm. He was armed to the balls with all kinds of fantastic guns, and of course, his super duper gravity ray gun!

The vampires had no chance, Gordon Freeman totally kicked their ass and they stood no chance. They couldn't do that pussy glitter thing anymore, cuz they were pretty friggin dead.

Gordon had come to this world to eliminate all these retarded ass vampires. He had once been to a dimension where vampires were actually cool, and stuff. Like, there was this guy named Dracula and he killed a lot of peoples and had sex with lots of chicks and impaled people with sticks (which Gordon was sure was representative of his gargantuan and masculine penis.)

PART 2: Eddie Hears the News

Edward was in his dining room, not eating anything cuz he's a vampire, when he heard the news. It came flashing on the vampire TV in seconds.

"Our vampire citadel was immolated! Quickly, run fast, quickl!"

Edward knew it was cool quantum scientist guy, and knew had to be done.

He gathered up all his weapons (which were nothing but teddy bears and warm milk) and went to encounter the man who had stolen the love of his wife.

He was furious, but the instinct could not show because he's a giant pussy.

"Honey, now you're going to save bella! I knew you didn't love me!" said jack black

To prove it, Eddward gave him a big ol' gay smooch that made the gods cry out in complete shame. It was a wet sloppy kiss that totally made every straight guy flaccid. And Edward totally loved it.

PART 3: Gordon Fucks Bella

Gordon stood proud in his boxers, with his towering mammoth of a penis fully erect before him. Bella stood in total awe, it was the most beautiful penis she ever saw. She knew right away that she would have to get complete naked and insert it into her wet and pulsating pussy. Gordon grabbed and her tits and commencing licking while she moaned in pleasure.

Then, another girl popped out. She was super hot, with blonde hair and massive boobs. Gordon grinned wide and put on his cool ass aviator sunglasses. Oh yeah, he was gonna have a thee-way.

PART 4: Failure

Edward broke in to stop Gordon from sexing Bella but it was too late. He seen Bella covered in an immense pool of sperm, and with torrential downfall of it still pouring on her. Edward cried like a little girl and glittered some more.

They commenced to battle.

Edward threw the teddy bears and warm milk at Gordon, which he dodged with ease. Then Gordon pulled out his crowbar, and grinned wide again, because he knew that would be all he needed to defeat him. He hit Edward with the crowbar, really softly for the first time, as he didn't want to hurt him right away, he had mercy, Edward cried really really loud and started sobbing.

So, to shut him up, Gordon smashed his face in with the crowbar, like seriously hard, to the point where Edward wasn't even recognizable anymore.

THE END

WASN'T THAT JUST FUCKING AMAZING

TODAY'S KAWAII MOMENT COMES FROM RIZON #BLUHBLUH

<Plegathon> I gave my little cousin a snow white doll for christmas and it made her really happy
<Plegathon> and later I was playing red dead and she just sat in front of the tv until she fell asleep

MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

OH HEY WAIT

SO HEY
APPARANTLY IT'S THE 24TH
MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS
DAY 24 WAS A CRESCENT MOON, THE ONLY THING TO MAKE ANY SENSE AT ALL

<Chocobro> who wants to be on my blog~
<Chocobro> （　´∀｀）
<Chev> what blog
<Chocobro> the chocoblog
<Othar> bite me chocobutt
<Chocobro> （　´_ゝ｀）
<Chocobro> rude
<Askal> shit dat eridan
<Othar> i'd let eridan fill my bucket

#BLUHBLUH YOU SICK FUCKS

WE FOUND HIM

YEAH WE FOUND GENERALIVAN AGAIN
HE WAS HIDING IN THE PILES OF EQUIUS DOLLS
SPEAKING OF WHICH
HE SHOWED UP IN A HOMESTUCK THREAD ON /co/ LAST NIGHT AND DID SOME EQUIUS VAING
I DON'T HAVE THE LINK THOUGH SO GO FUCKING FIND IT YOURSELF OR SOMETHING GOSH

ALSO RUMOURS AROUND THE INTERNET ARE THAT THE LEGENDARY GRIEFING AND TROLLING COMMUNITY KNOWN AS GORONCITY ARE SLOWLY DISSIPATING
AFTER RESEARCH IT IS BECAUSE OF TWO OF THE MAIN LEADERS (PIKACHU AND DAVID) BOTH GOING THE FUCK AWAY TO WHEREVER THE FUCK
LUCKILY WE STILL HAVE FOCKBOX AND Z0MBY CHURNING OUT NEW CONTENT TO KEEP PEOPLE MAD OVER THE TROLLIDAYS


MEANWHILE AT MEGA64, PEOPLE GOT DRUNK, ATE SAUERKRAUT, PUKED DIRECTLY INTO THE SALSA DIP, DRANK THE SALSA/PUKE DIP MIXATHON 3000, AND PEOPLE WENT HOME
CHECK OUT THOSE HIGHLIGHTS, TOM

 ALSO YOU SEE THESE TWO PICTURES RIGHT HERE
THAT'S A COVERING OF THE COURTYARD NEAR MY HOUSE'S BACK DOOR
IT GOT SNOWED RIGHT THE FUCK OVER AND NOW LOOK AT THIS SHIT
IT FUCKING CURVED DOWN AND AROUND INTO ITSELF
THAT'S NOT HOW GRAVITY WORKS OKAY
IN FACT
I DON'T THINK THAT'S HOW ANYTHING RELATIVE TO PHYSICS WORKS
AT ALL

WELL THEN

I WOKE UP TO AN INTERESTING ENCOUNTER WITH MY GIRLFRIEND WHO I HAVEN'T SEEN IN WHAT
TWO MONTHS OR SOME SHIT

DAY 23 ON THE XMAS ADVENT CALENDAR WAS ANOTHER FUCKING STAR. WHAT THE FUCK, BE ORIGINAL YOU ASSHOLES
SO FAR I HAVE SEEN (IN DAY ORDER)
XMAS TREE, HORSE, SLEIGH, HORSESHOE, A GHOST, STAR OF DAVID, A FUCKING WIZARD, A BUDDHA, SHOOTING STAR, 5-POINTED STAR, BOTTLE OF VODKA (NO REALLY), HEART, MUSHROOMS, A BOOT, A SACK OF SHIT OR SOMETHING, A DUCK, A SQUIRREL (I SHIT YOU NOT), ANOTHER FUCKING SLEIGH, A HIGH DEFINITION XMAS TREE, A SHEEP (THE FUCK), GANDALF'S FUCKING FACE, A HORSESHOE WITH A TUMOUR, 4-POINTED STAR

IT IS THE MOST INANE FUCKING CALENDAR EVER I SWEAR

THAT PICTURE BACK UP THERE IS FROM YESTERDAY
OR THE DAY BEFORE IT WAS SOMETHING LATELY
BASICALLY I VISITED A SERVER I USED TO FREQUENT
AND CHECKED IF I STILL HAD ADMIN THERE
TURNS OUT I DIDN'T, BUT THE SERVER WAS GLITCHED
SO IT WAS STUCK ON THIS MAP FOREVER
SO ME AND THE OTHER TWO PLAYERS MADE THIS AND COLOURED IT IN
MODERN
FUCKING
ART

THAT IS ALL

OH SHIT

SHIT IS ABOUT TO GO DOWN OVER IN THE ASIAS
WE GOT FUCKING KOREA AND THEIR SHIT
AND NOW FUCKING EARTHQUAKES
WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE GOING TO DO NOW???????

GOD FUCK IT'S SO COLD

SEE TITLE

Happy birthday to an Atkinian Seal, who is 20 or some shit I don't even know.

<Nih__> i need to think up some more descriptive targetnames for my entities
<Nih__> gonad_door, spawnlaserpenis and lifecounterbitch just isnt cutting it

Help Nih think up some better entity names! (he's a mapper for the popular modification Sven Co-op)

 IN OTHER NEWS

GENERALIVAN, WHO YOU MAY KNOW DOES LOTS OF VOICE ACTING, HAS DISAPPEARED FROM IRC ENTIRELY, PLS HELP US FIND HIM

VINECRAFT AND THINGS BREAKING

< THAT'S BURRITO
ONE OF THE STREAMERS FROM THE VIDYA STREAM VINECRAFT
HE'S A BUTT WHO NEEDS TO GO TO BED

IN OTHER NEWS
MINECRAFT HIT BETA AND THE SERVERS BROKE 10 MINUTES AFTERWARDS - POSSIBLE RECORD TIME
STEAM HIT CHRISTMAS SALES AND THE SERVERS BROKE 20 MINUTES AFTERWARDS, BUT GOT BACK UP AFTER SO IT'S ALL GOOD

FUN TIMES

SPOILERS RIZON #bluhbluh IS AMUSING

<Savitry> you know, at one time, a girl had given me a condom as a joke during lunch
<Biscuits> like... a friend?
<Biscuits> or just a girl
<Savitry> told me, "you're a real man now"
<Makoryu> Heh
<Chocobro> what
<Savitry> Biscuits : close friend. from elementary days.
<Biscuits> ahh
<Savitry> we talk inane bullshit and stuff
<Chocobro> close friend
<Chocobro> best ass
<Biscuits> so what is there to worry about?
<Biscuits> just clean up
<Spleen> yewah just do what you do
<Makoryu> Savitry: Has it expired
<Savitry> Biscuits : well.. she had taken it from this guy that was sitting next to us
<Spleen> bruh
<Savitry> and then some freshman girls noticed it
<Savitry> asked for it
<Savitry> took it
<Othar> :I
<Savitry> spazzed about it
<Chocobro> ( '__')
<Makoryu> Welp
<Savitry> .. and uh
<Savitry> i never
<Savitry> got it back D:

I ALWAYS FORGET TO TITLE THESE THINGS

LOOK AT THOSE LEGS
TELL ME YOU WOULDN'T
(thanks to tatsubei)

Woke up at 2.51am. Listening to some delicious David Ford.
Contemplating breaking into Kieron's house to annoy him.
(and then i checked the facebook and he invited me round lololo)

Mad props to the vets over in DC! A bunch of the fuckers chained themselves to the White House's fence in protest of the Afghan War, among others. Fair play to 'em!
But what makes the story interesting is that no major US news media reported on the demonstration or the arrests.
Oh yeah, the Washington Police arrested 135 of the protesters. You know, despite it being peaceful and all that shit.

First Twitbutt Award goes to VickyBit, for a very interesting Twitter status involving millions of horses and The Moon. Fun times. Go get yourself some ALL THE COFFEE.

GOG DAMNET BLITZ

<Chocobro> GAT-X207 do we have any
<Chocobro> weetabix
<GAT-X207> no
<Chocobro> fuck
<GAT-X207> only crunchy nut
<Chocobro> (゜△゜;)
<Chocobro> why did you not say aaaaaaa
<Chocobro> where the fuck is the crunchy nut blitz
<GAT-X207> as if i would tell you
<Chocobro> (屮゜Д゜)屮 щ(ﾟДﾟщ)
<Chocobro> (屮゜Д゜)屮 щ(ﾟДﾟщ)
<GAT-X207> it is too good to share
<Chocobro> (屮゜Д゜)屮 щ(ﾟДﾟщ)
<Chocobro> (　;_ゝ; )
<Chocobro> ｡･ﾟ･(ﾉД｀)･ﾟ･｡

where is my crunchy nut blitz (　;_ゝ; )(　;_ゝ; )(　;_ゝ; )(　;_ゝ; )

WHAT BLOG?

<Chocobro> playerTwo what blog
<Chocobro> （ ｡∀ﾟ ）
<Chocobro> i've had my blog edit tab open for like an hour now
<playerTwo> chocobro wat
<playerTwo> wat u talkin bout
<playerTwo> what blog
<Chocobro> what put in blog
<Chocobro> 益
<playerTwo> what are you talking about i don't understand
<Chocobro> （　´_ゝ｀）
<Chocobro> i can't think of shit to put into this brand new shiny blog
<Chocobro> so what do
<playerTwo> oh what you need to put in there is like
<playerTwo> a 5 star review of black swan
<playerTwo> because that movie is all about white girls just losing their shit
<Chocobro> a 5 star review of
<Chocobro> what
<playerTwo> it is incredible
<playerTwo> but it is so amazing because like
<playerTwo> it is so believable
<playerTwo> and so scary

AND THAT'S WHY BLACK SWAN IS AMAZING

OH GOSH

WELL THEN

LOOKS LIKE I'LL BE HOLDING UP A BLOG THAT DOESN'T GET DESERTED AFTER THE FIRST POST

HOW SILLY