THIS JUST IN

EGYPT HAS, FOR SOME REASON, LEFT THE INTERNET
NO, SERIOUSLY
THE EGYPTIAN GOVERNMENT TOLD ALL OF THEIR ISPS TO SHUT DOWN ALL INTERNATIONAL CONNECTIONS
THIS MEANS IF YOU HAVE TO DOWNLOAD SOMETHING FROM A SERVER AND THE SERVER IS IN EGYPT
YOU'RE FUCKED, FIND A SWITZERLAND SERVER
FOR NOW, THE ISPS 'LINK EGYPT', 'VODAFONE/RAYA', 'TELECOM EGYPT' AND 'ETISALAT MISR' ARE ALL DEAD
SO, YOU KNOW
BAD LUCK
SAUCE PLZ

OH GOD OH MAN

>THAT MSPA UPDATE
EVERYONE
IS FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKED
UH OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA

OH MY GOD DAMN

OKAY SO
RAGE THREAD ON THE 4CHANS THAT STARTED OUT WITH A FEW THREADS FROM THE SITE KIDZWORLD
I TOOK A LOOK THROUGH THE BOARDS MYSELF AND FOUND THIS THREAD

AND THAT WAS PRETTY FUCKING FLY AS IS I MEAN SURE PEOPLE LIKE THEIR PS3'S AND 360'S AND WHAT THE FUCK EVER I DON'T GIVE A MAJOR SHIT ABOUT EITHER
BUT AFTER SCROLLING DOWN AND FINDING THIS FUCKING POST

AT THAT POINT I STARTED CHUCKLING LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER
I MEAN COME ON THAT IS PRIME TROLLING CUTS RIGHT THE FUCK THERE
SO I DECIDE TO CHECK OUT HIS PROFILE AND LOOK AT THE OTHER POSTS
BUT WAIT WHAT??? I HAVE TO REGISTER??? WELL FU
OH GOD
OH MY GOD
HOLY SHIT
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

LOOK AT THAT MOTHERFUCKER
YOU LOOK THAT FUCK STRAIGHT IN THE GOD DAMN EYES
AND YOU TELL HIM
'FUCK YOUR SHIT'
HE WILL FUCKING END YOU RIGHT THE FUCK THEN AND THERE

OH JESUS CHRIST THIS IS TOO GOOD

XCUZ ME WTF R U DOIN

>DON'T POST ANYTHING NEW FOR A FEW DAYS BECAUSE I'M BUSY WITH GUESTS
>PEOPLE THAT LOVE ME GOES DOWN FROM 45 TO 5
WELL
FUCK

ALSO MY VISITOR HAS LEFT THE TOWN AND I AM FREE TO UH
DO WHATEVER I WAS DOING BEFORE I SUPPOSE?
YEAH THAT MAKES SENSE

YEP

WOKE UP TO THIS
<Thert> Chocobro we are at war with the chinese
<Chocobro> ok
JUST FYI WE'RE AT WAR WITH THE CHINESE NOW
ASKED ASIANCHINK ABOUT IT
<Chocobro> AsianChink what do you think about this asian war
<AsianChink> I'm russian


 also hey guys :D
whoa i haven't posted on a blog before

THAT WAS THIS WEEK'S TURNIP MOMENT

ALRIGHT THEN

REMEMBER THIS POST?
>THIS'LL BE USED FOR AN UPCOMING MEETING WITH SOMEOWAIT THEY ALREADY READ MY BLOG WHY AM I TYPING THIS AGAIN

AND THAT'S WHY SHE IS NOW ASLEEP IN MY BED WHILE I'M UP AT 1.25AM WRITING MY BLOG AFTER HAVING NOT DONE IT FOR A FEW DAYS
AND THEN I HAD NO IDEA WHAT TO PUT IN???
HERE HAVE A ZlGGY FORT

GOD DAMN WHY DO YOU PEOPLE ASSUME I'M DEAD WHEN I MISS A DAY

<Spleen> Chocobro
<Chocobro> what
<Spleen> are you dead
<Chocobro> n

JEGUS FUCK
JUST BECAUSE I MISS A DAY DOESN'T MEAN I'M NEVER TO BE FUCKING SEEN AGAIN
GOT A BRAND NEW MATTRESS THAT IS HARD AS STEEL AND THAT FUCKED UP MY BACK LEADING TO MIGRAINES, MIGRAINES EVERYWHERE
SO I WAS SPENDING THE DAY BEING USELESS WITH THAT
UH
YEAH

BOOM
SONG OF FUCKIN STORMS
DEAL W/ IT

PIPING HOT BUTTCAKES

<Chocobro> miekbot buttcakes
<miekbot> piping hot buttcakes

ALSO HOORAY FOR MINECRAFT UPDATE FORCERS

FUCK YEAH NOTE BLOCKS
CURRENTLY WORKING ON THE SONG OF STORMS

LUCID DREAMS ARE ALSO A P COOL BEANS THING
LIKE WHEN IT HAPPENS FROM TIME TO TIME
FORCING LUCID DREAMS? YOU CASUAL

WELL GOODNESS

I CAN'T DO MY DAILY DOSE OF FACEBOOKINGS BECAUSE MARK ZIMMERFRAME OR WHOEVER THE FUCK DECIDED NOT TO GET BETTER SERVERS SO SHIT IS LAGGY AND TIME-OUTY AS FUCK
SHIT IS MAD GAY

HAVE A STEREO AUDIO EXPLANATION
SOME SHIT GOES DOWN ON THE LEFT, YOU HEAR IT IN FRONT OF YOU
SOME MORE SHIT GOES DOWN JUST TO THE RIGHT OF THE CAMERA, YOU CAN HEAR IT ON THE RIGHT
CAMERA FLIPS THE LENS TURNWAYS AND LOOKS AT THE SHIT ON THE RIGHT
THE SHIT YOU HEARD ON THE RIGHT IS NOW HEARD IN FRONT
THE SHIT YOU HEARD ON THE LEFT IS NOW HEARD ON THE LEFT
AND SO ON AND SO FORTH

THE REASON I MADE THAT IS BECAUSE ME AND A BUNCH OF OLD FRIENDS MIGHT BE WORKING ON YET ANOTHER ZOMBIE FLICK THAT NEVER GETS PUBLICIZED
BUT IT'S ALL FUN AND GAMES SO YEAH

WHAT BLOG V2.0

"FUCK YEAH, BAM" -Phantom

i dont really have anything else to blog
i can bench 415 also chimichangas w/ bacon filling because why not
+alpha

peace

WELL GUESS WHAT

TURNS OUT MY PHONE CALENDAR IS A LYING LITTLE SHIT AND I ALMOST FORGOT I HAD COLLEGE
FUCKING ASSHOLE

DAVE/JADE IS THE MOST ADORABLE, NEWS AT 11

THAT RED COIN
THAT FUCKING RED COIN
IS THE SINGULAR SHITTING REASON WHY I AM NOT GOING TO PLAY MARIO 64 AGAIN
FOR LIKE A DAY OR TWO

I SWEAR THAT SHIT WAS SUCH A PAIN IN THE ASS TO GET TO
HAD TO PULL OFF SOME BACKWARDS SLIDEBACKFLIP AND DO A KICK IN MID-AIR TO FUCKING LAND ON THE EDGE

MIXCRAFT DECIDED TO BE THE HUGEST PIECE OF SHIT AND ERASED MY LEGIT FUCKING SERIAL TO IT
IN OTHER WORDS ACOUSTICA ARE FUCKING JEWS, NEWS AT 11
PROBABLY GONNA SWITCH OVER TO ABLETON UNTIL I CAN FIND SOMETHING SIMILAR FOR NOW

FUCK ALL ELSE HAS GONE DOWN

THERE IS FUCKING NOTHING TO REPORT ON

BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL UNINTERESTING FUCKNUTS

IT'S ACTUALLY MONDAY BUT WHAT THE FUCK EVER

I KNEW THERE WAS SOMETHING I FORGOT TO DO TODAY

IT WAS TO MAKE A BLOG POST
SO, YEAH
POST

I DON'T HAVE A RELATED IMAGE FOR TODAY

I'VE LAUNCHED A SOUNDCLOUD ACCOUNT AND PUT A FEW SONGS FROM THE UPCOMING ALBUM ON THERE
THE ENTIRE THING IS FREE TO DOWNLOAD UNTIL I GET MYSELF OUT THERE, THEN THE SECOND ONE WILL BE BOUGHT
EXCEPT FOR COOL PEOPLE WHO I'LL GIVE A DOWNLOAD OF BUT THAT'S A LONG WAY AWAY FROM NOW
CHECK THAT SHIT OUT

NOT DEAD YOU FUCKS

I JUST OVERSLEPT A LITTLE BIT

I GOT THAT THING UP THERE ORDERED BACK AT THE END OF DECEMBER AND IT CAME DOWN YESTERDAY
USED IT TO PLAY MARIO KART 64 AND MAJORA'S MASK
D-PAD IS ABSOLUTE DICKS IN ITS DESIGN BUT IT'S PRETTY FUCKING GOOD

BUTT ANGERED, FRUSTRATRED AND AUTISMAL AS FUCK

I HAD NO FUCKING CLUE LEON HAD THE ABILITY TO DO THAT IN RESIDENT EVIL 4
WHAT THE FUCK THAT IS AMAZING
AND THEN YOU PLAY RESIDENT EVIL FUCKING 5
CHRIS SOMEHOW HAS BICEPS TWICE THE SIZE OF HIS SKULL
HE USES THEM TO DO THIS;

2 > 3, 1 & 4 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 5
DEAL W/ IT

FUCK YEAH NEW RAZORS

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

SO HEY

TURNS OUT IT IS ABSOLUTELY FUCKING FREEZING IN MY OFFICE BECAUSE SOME DOUBLEDOUCHE DECIDED TO LEAVE MY FUCKING WINDOW OPEN ALL NIGHT
NOW I GOTTA WAIT FOR THE FUCKING HEATING TO TURN ON
THANKS GUYS

AND THEN I GAVE A SHIT

<Chocobro> bam
<Kha> damn choco
<Kha> You're so
<Kha> full of yourself
<Kha> >rimshot.death
<Chocobro> (☞ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞★゜・。。・゜゜・。。・゜☆゜・。。・゜゜・。。・゜

BROTIP FOR WHOEVER IS INTO FENG SHUI AND ALL THAT SHIT

DON'T PUT YOUR BED NEXT TO A WINDOW OR WAKE UP EXHAUSTED EVERY MORNING
BAD TIMES

SNEAK PEEK AT THE UPCOMING ALBUM ART, WHICH IS AFTER THAT MIX I WAS TALKING ABOUT
OR MAYBE I'LL DO BOTH???? NAH MAYBE NOT CAUSE OF SPACE CONSTRAINTS

BUT YEAH THAT'S ONLY AN EXAMPLE, WHEN I CAN BE FUCKED IT'LL PROBABLY LOOK A LOT BETTER THAN THAT
IF YOU FEEL LIKE GIVING A SHIT AND DESIGNING THE ALBUM ART THEN POP ME A COMMENT OR AN EMAIL AT ME
MY EMAIL

OMEGLE IS ALSO FUN

THAT WAS FAST

SO YEAH I'M A SINGLE MAN AGAIN
HOW EXCITING??????? WHAT

WOKE UP TO DEXY'S MIDNIGHT RUNNERS
I'M DEFINITELY OKAY WITH THIS

>MFW OTHER THAN THAT NOTHING HAS HAPPENED THIS MORNING

PSHOOOOOO

ALRIGHT THEN
SLEEP ON AND OFF FROM 9PM TO 6AM IS A DEFINITE MITE B COOL
NOW I'M JUST WAITING ON MAPLIN TO OPEN UP SO I CAN WALK OVER THERE AND GRAB ME A FLASH DRIVE
THIS'LL BE USED FOR AN UPCOMING MEETING WITH SOMEOWAIT THEY ALREADY READ MY BLOG WHY AM I TYPING THIS AGAIN

THAT'S A PICTURE I TOOK YESTERDAY AND UPLOADED TO THE FACEBOOK AND CHANGED MY BLOGSPOT ACCOUNT AVATAR TO, IN CASE YOU WEREN'T F5ING FOREVER
AND OF COURSE, THE OLD ONE;

YOU CAN PROBABLY SEE WHY I SWITCHED THEM AROUND

COUPLE OF DAYS AGO A CANADAFRIEND GAVE ME AND A FEW OTHERS A VIDEO OF A BAND CALLED CHAMELEON CIRCUIT
HOLY SHIT THEY ARE PRETTY FUCKIN GOOD
THEY EVEN WENT DOWN TO ZAMBIA FOR A CHARITY AND HELPED OUT FOR A BIT
ISN'T THAT NICE

YEAH

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUCK

YEAH I CAN'T TITLE THINGS IMAGINATIVELY

CURRENTLY PLAYING AROUND IN VDJ WITH A BUNCHA TRACKS FOR THE FIRST UPCOMING MIX
THE LAST ONE WAS AN EXAMPLE LIVE SET TO SHOW RADIOS WHAT I CAN DO WITH JUST VDJ
THIS ONE IS ACTUALLY A FULL MIX PUT TOGETHER STAVING OVER REASON 5 FOR SEVERAL WEEKS
BUT YOU KNOW, IT SHOULD BE ALL GOOD
JUST BY THE WAY, DIGITAL PROTECTOR (THAT'S RIGHT, THE DP) AND HIS LAWFUL GROUP OF SIDEKICKS MADE ANOTHER "DON'T COPY THAT FLOPPY" SONG AND IT IS MUCH, MUCH BETTER FOR THIS GENERATION
NATURALLY I PIRATED IT BUT IT'S ONE OF THE MANY THINGS UP IN HERE

SOLLUX APPARANTLY IDLES ON VANITY SIMULATOR 2
WELL THEN

GOD DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN

HOW DID MY 2011 START OUT?
SOLVING MORE PERSONAL PROBLEMS
HOW FUN
BUT I HAVE SOME FUCKIN CHEERIOS NOW SO EVERYTHING'S COOL

THESE THINGS ARE SUCH LITTLE SHITS